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Father's Day Is Coming.

For the man who taught you how to swear at power tools, judge the weather by looking out the window, stare at the clouds and sigh instead of saying what he was really thinking, and somehow sleep through things that should've woken the dead.

The man whose answer to half your childhood questions was: "Go ask your mother." He may not have had all the answers, but he probably gave you more life lessons than anyone else. This Father's Day, skip the generic gifts and find him something with a little more personality.

Because he's more than just Dad. A few designs even offer personalization—because sometimes "Dad" deserves something made specifically for him.

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Personalized Best Dad Ever Pint Glass - Custom Name & Year 16oz Beer Glass Gift Pint Glass, 16oz

Personalized Best Dad Ever Pint Glass - Custom Name & Year 16oz Beer Glass Gift Pint Glass, 16oz

Personalized Best Dad Ever Pint Glass - Custom Name & Year 16oz Beer Glass Gift Pint Glass, 16oz
$23.69 USD
$23.69 USD

Welcome to Our Children's Collection

The Children's Collection is split into two groups. We have TheMeltdowns for ages infant to youth as well as our ShortFuses, those youth to older teens. Both collections feature age appropriate sarcastic apparel that say out loud the things they mumble under their breath with a nod & a wink. Both can be accessed below.

TheMeltdowns: Babies- Youth

ShortFuses: Youth - Teens
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